Can you believe it? My two favourite talentless, manufactured bimbos, Daphne & Celeste have released another song!!! Who'd have though that their record company would've stuck by them this long? Anyway, they're planning to storm back into the charts with their new number called "You UGLY".
Hmm, do I detect an emerging pattern here? Their last song was pretty much about throwing insults out to people less beautiful that themselves (and please note the heavy irony!). And now, not three months later, here they are again being heavier on the offensive slurs, lighter on the subtlety and just as clever with the well rounded backing track.
It's An Outrage!!
They are clearly the Devil's own creation and we should do all in our collective power to rid the pop world of their awful, excruciating drivel.
They also have a plan for success based on the fact that one of them is blonde (surely that's ginger..?) and one is brunette, plus one has boobs and the other has a good bum. Thus they are catering for all tastes. I don't know about you, that sounds more like a porn star's credentials to me...no mention of talent or hard work either I notice!
Dear Lord - who will save us...?
For their new lyrics and an insight to their latest musical genius, click here
Missed my kind words about their first single? Then click here
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